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Somehow I had gotten roped into helping him set electrical pipes on the roof, and we're doing our usual snarking back and forth. There came a moment when I stumbled over a bump and didn't move fast enough to keep up with him, and he gets all puffed up and blustery with, "Come on now, you can't keep lolly-gagging around here. Time for you to grow a pair!"

So I bitched back with, "Yeah, yeah. Shut up already. And dude, I already have a pair. Mine just happen to be on the inside, okay?" He stopped and stared at me in horror, and I couldn't resist taking it a bit further. "Anyway, it's all you dangly folk that just assume you're the only ones."

He stared for a moment more, then sniffed disapprovingly. "How crude."

It's a shame that the glory of my witty smack-down lasted only another five minutes, at which point I lost all my street cred when I couldn't get down the fucking scary totally verticle ladder. Argh.
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