innerimp: Screen cap from Snatch (Squeak -- Snatch)
2015-08-17 10:35 pm
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BLAAARRRHHHGGG.

Good God how long has it been since I've been back here? No wait, never mind that, let's just not acknowledge any passage of time. That will only devolve into pointless wallowing about how much I suck at existing online. Or off, for that matter. But yeah, no, bypassing all that bullshit and moving right along.

So, I'm here. I seem to have some thoughts rattling around in my head, and I need to at least try to put them down. There's a chance they might be interesting, but like most things about me, they'll need some time to germinate, see if I can get them shaped and polished enough for me let them free into the world. Well, here's hoping!
innerimp: Screen cap from Snatch (Squeak -- Snatch)
2008-07-21 11:11 pm
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Okay, let's get this straight

Things My Dog is NOT Allowed to Pick-Up During Her Walks

1. Crunchy dog poo

2. Crunchy dog poo that she had tried to eat on her previous walk

3. Rotten cherries that had fallen from a tree

4. Crushed bird eggs that had fallen from a tree

5. Dead baby bird covered in ants that had fallen from a tree

6. Empty Trojan condom box

7. Sidewalk chalk

8. Sock




And this is just the list from today. God only knows what she'll find tomorrow. 
innerimp: Rex and his alien friend from Inner Sanctum (Inner Sanctum)
2008-06-29 04:36 pm

Happy Gay Pride Week, Everyone!

Quick exchange with my mother during lunch--

Mom: During the homily the priest said that today we're celebrating the feast day of Peter and Paul.
Me: Oh, how nice of them, just in time for Gay Pride Week!
Mom (narrow-eyed look): You know, I can only imagine what you could accomplish if you'd use that intelligent brain for something good.
Me: Hmm, yes. Be afraid, be very afraid.


I actually like it when my mom gets sassy. It makes me feel all proud, as though I'm raising her right. But I've still got a long way to go.

***


Congratulations to everyone getting married this week! Yay California for doing the right thing! (Shocking!)
innerimp: Rex and his alien friend from Inner Sanctum (Default)
2007-10-31 12:21 am
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God, is this really going to be my Halloween entry?

[livejournal.com profile] lunascythe, I think someone must be listening in on our conversations. TheLeakyCauldron.org just posted an article about a new doll that's being made. A doll of Lord Voldemort. WEARING THE BLACK SUIT THAT WE KEEP OBSESSING ABOUT. This is not a joke; it's a foot tall, and to quote directly from the F.A.O Schwarz website, "With 13 points of articulation, you can display him in many poses", as well as "This product recommended for 14 yrs and above." Deranged fangirls around the world are spontaneously combusting from the glee. (Of course, the Harry Potter at the Yule Ball is "recommended for 9 yrs and above." Hmm, interesting.)

The dolls are being sold through F.A.O Schwarz in a limited run of only 150. It also costs $150.00. Guess I won't be getting a posable Voldie-kun of my own. But a girl can dream, can't she?

http://www.the-leaky-cauldron.org/2007/10/30/the-dark-lord-back-in-black
innerimp: (Tainted --  Tom Riddle)
2007-07-19 10:01 pm
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Tom Riddle Disapproves

My left eyelid is twitching like a mofo and it's driving me nuts. Argh.

So. My predictions for the Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows )

By the way, Live Journal seems intent of self-destructing again. Take a look:
http://community.livejournal.com/lj_biz/241182.html
http://community.livejournal.com/lj_biz/241428.html
We'll see how much damage they manage to do this time.
innerimp: Rex and his alien friend from Inner Sanctum (Inner Sanctum)
2007-02-15 09:49 pm

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You know I'm going to be in a weird mood when I mistakenly type "hotjail.com" instead of "hotmail.com". I'm really glad I noticed immediately 'cause I don't even want to know if that's some creepy prison-themed porn site. Even I have limits.

***


So, I can't be the only one who thinks "Yay, incest!" whenever I see commercials for the new NBC show The Black Donnely's, right? 'Cuz that's the main reason I'm going to watch it. I mean, c'mon, it's about four pretty Irish boys growing up really close and tight-knit. Doesn't that just scream INCEST? Dude, I bet those brotherly bonds go deep. IfyaknowwhatImean **nudge nudge wink wink**

***


While I'm riding high on the slash vibe, I should probably mention that I've been obsessively listening to Bloc Party's new song, "I Still Remember." I blame this on Neva Chonin. In her review of the CD she described this song as "a slower heart song about forbidden lust between straight boys," and I was suddenly floored. Before that, I liked hearing it on the radio; I thought it sounded nice, but didn't pay all that much attention to it. Clearly not enough to realize that he was singing about another boy. This really is a Shonen-Ai theme song. Every time I hear it, I get such mixed emotions from it. On the one hand, it makes me happy and smiley because it's about two boys falling in love. But on the other hand, it's also about missed opportunities, that even though there was such an intense connection neither was brave enough to make the first move. Now he's left looking back on those memories with an unshakable sense of "if only." And that makes me very sad and melancholy. But I can't stop putting it on replay because I'm such a whore for tragic love stories.

Just take a look at the lyrics:
I Still Remember )

See? Could be straight out of damn near any yaoi book, right? Or Harry Potter fic. You can take you pick.

Okay, I'm gonna go back to making [livejournal.com profile] safire_rose's mix CD.
innerimp: (Tainted --  Tom Riddle)
2007-02-02 01:16 am
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Wow. It's finally happened. Release date for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows will be July 21 at midnight. We can all breathe a huge sigh of relief. Unless Luna's Mexico vacation is at that time too. Then we will be cruelly taunting her regretfully reading ahead without her.

So in celebration, I'd like to share a few links (courtesy of SFGate.com).

First is the AP article which has some interesting moments:
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2007/02/01/entertainment/e072158S81.DTL
At one point they offer quotes from a fan site that just made me cringe: "OMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!!! I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS!!!!" read one typical message.
At another point they listed one of the big questions fans hope will be answered: Will Harry and Ginny ever be able to be together? I am unable to adequately express my horror. I may have physically gagged.

But anyway, onward to something more appealing. Or less, depending on personal opinion. Here are some promo pictures from Daniel Radcliffe's new play Equus: http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2007/01/31/entertainment/e153427S15.DTL

And a report that parents are upset about poor Daniel's less-than-innocent pictures: http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=7&entry_id=13066
I agree with the person in the comment section who suggested that if parents want their kids to have a childlike role model who'll never grow up they can always go back to Michael Jackson.

So, in conclusion, I'd like to state that until I saw those pictures it had never really occurred to me that Harry Potter would have chest hair. Needless to say, the brain cell twitched in confusion.
innerimp: Screen cap from Snatch (Squeak -- Snatch)
2007-01-17 01:06 am
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So sayeth the Lady Starbuck: "YOU ARE GETTING BEAT LIKE A LITTLE BITCH!!!"

Article the First
Here is Neva Chonin's column where she lists her choices for sexiest men. This is from last November, and you have my deepest apologies for not getting this up sooner. I would like to state that I totally agree with her, simply because you cannot argue with a woman who is unapologetic about putting Totoro in a Sexiest Men list.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2006/11/26/PKGMQKFMGP1.DTL

***


Article the Second
I bring you the Battlestar Galacitica Season 3 Gag Reel. I found this on the Culture Blog at sfgate.com and I just about died of joy. Seriously. Insults are hurled, heads go rolling, and the true horrors of the Bush presidency are revealed. Among many other hilarious moments and inappropriate clips from other the actors' past roles. It's thirteen minutes long, but worth every second. But someone really needs to get them some Beano.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6307683077762423268&hl=en

***


Article the Third
I made the mistake of leaving one of my notebooks out in the office last night and didn't realize that until I walked into the room just a few minutes ago. After failing to will myself into spontaneous combustion, it occurred to me that there's nothing in it that's all that embarrassing. I hadn't written all that much in it, and the most scandalous personal info revealed was that I thought very few people are hotter than the blood-drenched Vorenus and Pullo are in HBO's Rome.

Heh. Nope, not embarrassed at all. Assuming anyone read it in the first place, I might actually feel sorry for them. Though, now I wish I had written more about Atia and my never-ending lust for her.

***


I was going to post some new year's resolutions, but I don't feel like going into them at the moment. I'll do it later in the week.
innerimp: Screen cap from Snatch (Squeak -- Snatch)
2006-10-02 10:14 pm

Warning: Gratuitous Ick Ahead

Hey, [livejournal.com profile] lunascythe, remember that picture you linked to here? Well, I think I've got you beat.

DON'T LOOK SAFFIE! )
innerimp: (Tainted --  Tom Riddle)
2006-09-28 08:55 pm
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I should never be allowed to make statements of any kind at all. They just doom me to more crap in the end. Case in point: last night, not two hours after replying to Luna about not hearing any more noise from the rats, I get out of my shower to suddenly realize the mangy bastards are running around inside the walls. Scared the bejeezus out of me.

I think they were having a party. And from the sounds, I'd say they had set up a Slip 'N Slide. I kid you not. I kept hearing skitter skitter skitter kwoooom. What the hell is that supposed to mean? Could they be having massive rat reunions with inflatable jumpers? Playing war games with paint guns? Or maybe they're not playing around, maybe they're actually building nuclear bombs and stuff. Maybe they're rushing around trying to get all their laboratories organized so they can finally go through with their big plan to take over the world. Maybe I've always been a little too fond of Mrs. Frisby and The Rats of NIMH. Hmm.

Whatever. I don't have time to worry about them too much at the moment, because there were a few new TV shows on tonight, and I of course followed them like they were bitches in heat. So, here's a quick overview...

Inconsequential spoilers ahead )
innerimp: Screen cap from Snatch (Squeak -- Snatch)
2006-09-05 01:57 pm
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So, I'm back! Sort of. Not that I've been gone or anything. Just... distracted.

But as penance I bring a fun link to an interview with Jason Isaacs (Lucius Malfoy) in the Sunday Datebook. I love Neva Chonin. She has the best questions any interviewer could ask. My favorite:

Q:... there's a little game I want to play with you. It's a prison game.

A: Oh, God.

Q: It's called "Who's the Bitch?"


And that's just one moment out of many that includes discussions on drag queens and Rocky Horror songs and pitting Lucius against Captain Hook. Read it and worship accordingly here:

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2006/09/03/PKGG2KQDQN1.DTL

I do intend to post more often. No, really. I promise to post more than sporadically. 'Cause spores are bad. Not that spores have anything to do with it. Or do they? Hmm, do spores have anything to do with sporadic events? Because sporadic implies random and unscheduled occurrences, but I've always thought that spores aren't necessarily all that random. Ferns release spores in the springtime, right? Like most plants, I would think. Except molds, which probably don't have to follow the seasons very often, since they live in dark and fetid places. Unless that happens to be in someplace easily affected by outside temperatures. In which case...

Huh. Maybe I should've stay quiet.
innerimp: (Asmodeus  --  MegaTokyo)
2006-01-03 12:21 am
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Yay for corruption

lily: ooh pretty pictures
sushi: not really, just a lot of them
lily: any good blackmail possibilities?
sushi: yeah
lily: yay
lily: wait, none of me, right?
sushi: hee hee
sushi: let me take a look
lily: uh-oh
lily: shit, are there twister pics?!?!
lily: there are!!!!
lily: ack!
sushi: yeah
lily: i'll go hide now
sushi: darn, nothing really good for blackmail
sushi: hee hee
lily: er, can i bribe you over to my side with awesome sga/my little pony crack porn?
sushi: my little pony????
lily: yes?
lily: it's really funny!
sushi: why in gods name(s) is there my little pony porn?!?!?!
lily: i'm... not really sure
lily: but it's good! no, really it is!
lily: and nowhere near as scary as you're thinking
sushi: still sounds bad to me
sushi: not to mention very disturbing
lily: well, yes; but still not that bad
lily: part 1 and part 2
lily: don't worry, the stories aren't too long, and they're so much better than you're expecting
sushi: if not i shall make the luna hug you
sushi: a lot
lily: wah
lily: you are cruel
lily: i would never offer you bad pony porn
sushi: ill belive you... this time
lily: hee

Later...
sushi: not only is it pony porn, but lesbian pony porn!
lily: yes! see the genius of it now?
sushi: i plead the 5th
lily: of course. i totally understand *wink*
sushi: =p
lily: but, 'tis good, no?
sushi: ...yes
lily: hee
innerimp: (Tainted --  Tom Riddle)
2005-12-30 09:06 pm
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An icon for [livejournal.com profile] saffire_rose. This one's been giving me trouble for a while. The resolution is crap, I had to do a lot of touch-ups pixel by pixel (which is tedious but strangely fascinating), and the result is kinda blotchy. So please don't look at it too closely. Just take your cue from her expression and go with the sentiment.

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innerimp: Rex and his alien friend from Inner Sanctum (Asmodeus  --  MedaTokyo)
2005-12-29 12:19 am
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Some day I'll post actual content...

...until then, you get AIM conversations!

lily: g'nite, satan
Luna: satan luvs you
Luna: haahaa
lily: only for my wasted soul
Luna: *snuggles soul*
lily: *soul squishes despondently*
Luna: your soul squishes?
lily: yeah. doesn't your's?
Luna: so that's what that sound was
Luna: i was starting to wonder
lily: what, you thought it was crying?
lily: with you, that's a possibility
Luna: .....
innerimp: Rex and his alien friend from Inner Sanctum (Default)
2005-12-23 10:39 pm

Ah, Icons

[livejournal.com profile] lunascythe, I made a few versions of your kitty picture and couldn't decide which worked better. Whatcha think?

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innerimp: Rex and his alien friend from Inner Sanctum (Sandman)
2005-12-14 11:04 pm
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LJ Haikus

in hell we're gonna
talk about words that influence
the english language

i'm in the mood to
be the one who cares about
how badly they did

this isn't love but it's
something most people we
meet don't register

the crowd torn between
his sworn duty to rome and
the half blood prince omg
innerimp: (Asmodeus  --  MegaTokyo)
2005-11-23 11:22 pm
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Ah, wacky conversations with the brother, how I relish them.

Somehow I had gotten roped into helping him set electrical pipes on the roof, and we're doing our usual snarking back and forth. There came a moment when I stumbled over a bump and didn't move fast enough to keep up with him, and he gets all puffed up and blustery with, "Come on now, you can't keep lolly-gagging around here. Time for you to grow a pair!"

So I bitched back with, "Yeah, yeah. Shut up already. And dude, I already have a pair. Mine just happen to be on the inside, okay?" He stopped and stared at me in horror, and I couldn't resist taking it a bit further. "Anyway, it's all you dangly folk that just assume you're the only ones."

He stared for a moment more, then sniffed disapprovingly. "How crude."

It's a shame that the glory of my witty smack-down lasted only another five minutes, at which point I lost all my street cred when I couldn't get down the fucking scary totally verticle ladder. Argh.
innerimp: (Tainted --  Tom Riddle)
2005-11-13 09:57 pm
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I don't post to my journal nearly enough. No, really. I haven't posted since, well, Friday technically, but I haven't done a public post for awhile now. Jeez, that's just wrong. What's the point of me having this journal if I'm not going to shamelessly use and abuse it? So with that in mind, I'm going to slowly work my way into that semi-regular posting schedule. And to kick-start myself I'm going to re-instate my habit of praising or whining about TV shows that you guys don't get to see. Ha.

*** )

Ah, Datebook. Did you have to dedicate an issue to cats when I have to take Blue to an eye specialist tomorrow? Thanks for not thinking of me, but I'll be holding off on reading you until later in the week.